He sees when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Santa Claus: kindly old elf, or CIA spook?
The Comics Buyers Guide once ran a life-size photo of Santa’s face, meant to be cut out and posted so that it showed him sternly peering through the bedroom window of anyone known to need keeping an eye on.
yoey1957 about 19 hours ago
At one time I was told that Santa had a side chick named Phyllis. Phyllis Navidad, or something like that.
Macushlalondra about 17 hours ago
Santa sounds like a stalker.
dbrucepm about 14 hours ago
At least Santa doesn’t sell it to advertisers
Darryl Heine about 14 hours ago
So be good, for goodness sake!
ILoveHistory about 13 hours ago
Kinda stalker vibes Santa Claus. If that’s even your real name…..
ajr58(1) about 12 hours ago
As Calvin pondered:
He sees when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Santa Claus: kindly old elf, or CIA spook?
Chithing Premium Member about 12 hours ago
Check the light fixtures for cameras.
megerkey about 10 hours ago
Who do you think marketing got idea from.
aaron1616161 about 7 hours ago
What I want to know is, if the advertisers have all our personal info, why do I still get advertisements for things I don’t want?
Jefano Premium Member about 6 hours ago
The Comics Buyers Guide once ran a life-size photo of Santa’s face, meant to be cut out and posted so that it showed him sternly peering through the bedroom window of anyone known to need keeping an eye on.
olds_cool63 about 5 hours ago
Santa Creep!
eddi-TBH about 3 hours ago
“…friendly old elf or CIA spook?” – Calvin.