Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 02, 2024

Somebody is going to throw red paint on him for wearing animal fur.

Yet he (Yeti) drinks decaf…

Careful with the hot coffee Yeti, it might melt your insides!

First you have a bomb in a bull, then it goes off and you have no bull.

You ain’t seen nothin’ yeti.

What’s a bominable?

I also couldn’t find my YETI Mug.

He should skip all those high calorie flavorings that can be added, unless he wants to be known as The Abdominal Snowman.

He no match for azoominable Neenja Sloth.

Don’t you know about “Bumbles”…? Bumbles BOUNCE!!

Great. But I wanted a coffee. I’m not doing laundry

Is that the "Unpleasant he/her trans snow person?

This Yeti looks quite nice to me.

You said it, dude!!

8^)

I used to be a caf-fiend , but now I am caffeine free.

Heehee, love the huge coffee cup. Tall, grande, venti, trenta, yeti.