Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for November 25, 2024

Pardon my French.

Je parle French parfaitement.

Merde!

Increase your French vocabulary by collecting new obscenities. You will sound like a native.

Oui!

This an ‘even gooder than usual’ one, at least to me !

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d’anguilles.

I took Spanish from 3rd through 7th grade, Latin in 8th, and French in high school.

Cuando intento hablar Espanol, mes mots sorent en Francais!

‘Oh! Calcutta!’ may also be useful in getting those conversations with French women to end on a more positive note.

I’m sure Jenkins charms the ladies by singing “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?” wherever he goes. That’s sure to get a physical reaction he doesn’t want.

Wow I haven’t seen him in a while.