Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 03, 2024

Pure love.

Yeah, but in dog time that’s an eternity!

My brother has a dog that is so connected that he describes her as ‘magnetic.’

absence makes the dog grow fonder…

Separation anxiety. I have a dog that has this.

Poor doggo!

… oh yeah, well that’s ten minutes too long!

… that better be my food in that bag!

Couldn’t sniff him out, could ya?!

35 minutes in dog years

So how is it that all the phone number strips are already torn off? (Asking for a friend.)

Does he have some other dogs poo in those bags?

I have an acquaintance who has spent her whole life (50 years) observing dogs and their owners. She has kept immaculate notes on virtually every reaction a dog could have with an owner. She will tell you why your dog reacts as it does. She charges 125 dollars an hour as a professional dog psychologist. i also know it takes 6 to 8 weeks to get an appointment. She has hit her pinnacle. I believe she graduates from the PT Barnum school of flimflammery.

Got you some treats. So you missed me?

Look, I bought you some Kitty Litter to try.

I don’t know, but that fellow (the human, not the dog) looks like someone I’ve seen in another comic. Can’t place him, though.

Almost as silly as people doing the same thing ! ;-)

I have a cat like this! I’d be gone more than 5 minutes . I come home she starts meowing like “Mommy! Mommy! Where were you? You left me!”

This one gets me a little misty eyed.

Phydeaux keeps the flyers printed up and handy. He is taking no chances.

My sister’s dog, Mr Separation Anxiety.

Who’s a good boy …?