Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for December 03, 2024

In the early Edmonton Journal days, Bub was briefly with the Oilers. Hockey players use geometry all the time. Teeth, less so.

And be sure to count your fingers regularly!

At least nothing in their first aid kit goes past its expiration date.

3 Working Days Since the Last Accident

Betty expects some bloodshed in the near future.

I keep bang dangs in my glass studio. And in my enamel studio. And in the Kitchen, Dining Room, Living Room, all bathrooms, all bedrooms. There are only 2 spaces without them. The stairs.

We had a rather clumsy/accident prone contractor here for a few weeks. I just started leaving out the bandages and first aid supplies. Had 2 ‘stations’, one in the bathroom and one in the basement so he didn’t have to track blood anywhere.