Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 05, 2024

A “royal” butt buster.

At least he was merry.

I wonder how the guard kept a straight face

I don’t see any fiddlers.

I think I remember King Cole potato chips. Anybody?

Ol’ King Cole was a merry ol’ soul, with a buckskin belly and a rubber a-hole. A rhyme from my youth. Author unknown.

Ya gotta figure those kings had to do something like that occasionally. It must be boring sitting on a throne all day just staring at the walls.

Got a charge out of that..

Strange idea. No pun or anything; Bill just replaced one adjective with another.

Nat King Cole was a musical soul, and a musical soul was he.

It’s funny that his “throne” just looks like a big arm chair. Could probably fit a whoopee cushion in that! :)

What’s the buzz on him.

I thought he was a merry old soul. Guess that’s another childhood memory shot to hell

Anyone actually seen a joy buzzer lately? I had a friend back in the 60s who had one.