Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 07, 2024

A lack of “mental” hygiene.

Don’t think you’ll like getting a head that way

Maybe lock the door?

Because she ate… what?

Oh-oh here she comes, Watch out boy she’ll chew you up

Dude… what did you do?!

I recall a music teacher’s advice to her students before each performance. She’d say: “the wrong note won’t ruin your life. What will?” They’d reply: “ marry the wrong person!”

He didn’t know how lucky he was.

Apparently she had a lot of “Junk” caught in her teeth.

She had to remove the bits of the last guy she married. I had a wife like that too.

That guy can really pick ’em.

When guys said she was flossy, he thought they meant floozy.

And after that she’s the brushing bride.

Don’t even want to know what this means…

Yup, I can see that…

That’s a croc…

See you later alligator.

that’s what the little birds are for,

He should have known this would happen…she’s always been obsessed with her teeth!

The caption notwithstanding, I’m pretty sure the flossing issue is the least of his worries.

see ya later…

Can’t imagine what she saw in him.

I’m going to floss that man right outa my teeth…

She forgot to bring the tiny Plover birds that pick at her teeth.

I’d be far more worried about what/who she’s removing during this all night floss session.

“She flossed me all night long!” just doesn’t have the same punch to it.

It must have been rough when she was teething!

The honeymoon isn’t the only thing that’s insane! :)

……….never heard that excuse before???