Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 03, 2025

They have a large “stake” in cutlery.

This almost never happens with Happy Meals!

Never disturbs anyones when thems is eating.

When there is a fly on your steak, call a SWAT team.

Have you SEEN the price of steak?!

Then, only criminals will have knives….

They’re dead meat!

and they just ordered dessert…

You were just supposed to stake out the place, not let them know that you’re there.

You could take them out but that doesn’t look like a take-out restaurant.

Could be a long wait if this is an all you can eat place.

one guy ordered his steak well done with ketchup take him down first

For several days the police had to stakeout the Steak-Out Steak House. Most of them got take-out at the Steak-Out Steak House. The police should insist those inside to get a take-out container and take their steak out of the Steak-Out Steak House.

Ya got 10 mins, then We’re coming in!

It’s their A1 priority.

Dem boys really, really, really do not have enough to do!!!!!!

The steaks have never been so high!

They’re getting kind of strict on table manners.

Sounds like a big mis-steak (a steak pun is a rare medium well done).

Ha! Good joke, Mr. Baldwin.

They are going to be in there for some time. They are chewing over their next move while chewing on all the gristle.

There is more news coverage with the other SWAT team. They are at THE FREAK-OUT FREAK HOUSE. Apparently, there is a super-freaky girl who wants to see someone’s mother.

well… if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!

This is the beefiest situation I have ever seen! Hungry man needs his beef. Who could have a beef with that? At least we have finally answered that age old question of “Where’s the Beef?!”

Do you think they have take out, I’m hungry!