I applied for a job in Minneapolis. I needed a job, sent a resume. The manager that interviewed me there closed her door and point blank asked me “Why the h&ll would you want to move to Minneapolis? In the winter we don’t use our parking brake because it will freeze up and we can’t drive.”
Before she got back with an offer I got a job on the west coast.
I prefer the cold. You can always add layers of clothing, but there’s only so much one can take off before you get arrested. Poor Ralph must be freezing.
I love winter, my second favorite season to fall (pre-winter). It must be my Scandinavian genes. Swedes say Det finns inget dåligt väder, bara dåliga kläder. There’s no bad weather just bad clothes.
My dream residences would be a place in the Himalaya mountain range, somewhere slightly below the tree line, and another place closer to sea level. Instead of migrating thousands of miles every year, it would be a short trip up/down the mountain to avoid temperature extremes.
Why do I live here? Well, let’s see: I don’t rock climb sheer faces, zip-line over amoeba-infested waters, sky-dive, bungee-jump, play poker with the pros, or join mercenary forces. So I guess I just need a challenge. Got it.
He’ll remember why he lives there next summer when the weather is delightful instead of intolerably hot and humid. When it’s cold you can always put on more clothes, but when it’s hot there’s a limit to how much you can take off.
Ratkin Premium Member 2 days ago
Good question. I did once, then I moved back. I’m no dummy.
FreihEitner Premium Member 2 days ago
Why do people live where it’s 30 below?
Superfrog 2 days ago
Snowbody knows.
oldpine52 2 days ago
Sounds like a mild winter’s day in the UP.
Zykoic 2 days ago
I applied for a job in Minneapolis. I needed a job, sent a resume. The manager that interviewed me there closed her door and point blank asked me “Why the h&ll would you want to move to Minneapolis? In the winter we don’t use our parking brake because it will freeze up and we can’t drive.”
Before she got back with an offer I got a job on the west coast.
pschearer Premium Member 2 days ago
On the other hand, people move to Phoenix. “Why do I live here” indeed!
Tigers in 2017,2019,2020 Premium Member 2 days ago
Well it was 41.7 degrees (107f) here today, still over 39 at 7pm. Hope the cool change comes through soon.
Aussie Down Under 2 days ago
Recently visited Mt Wellington (Tasmania). Temperature was 7 degrees celsius (windshield factor 2 degrees). Light rain & snow with a fierce wind.
Gent 2 days ago
So much for global warmeeng eh.
The Duke 2 days ago
Some like it cold.
cracker65 2 days ago
I would rather be cold than hot
Jeff0811 2 days ago
I prefer the cold. You can always add layers of clothing, but there’s only so much one can take off before you get arrested. Poor Ralph must be freezing.
Dobie Premium Member 2 days ago
The only thing I can add to this is a B and a bunch of R’s!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Schark80 Premium Member 2 days ago
Must be Green Bay. Only place I know that heats there football field.
ladykat 2 days ago
Welcome to Canada.
pat sandy creator 2 days ago
brrrr…
billbeauw1971 2 days ago
I remember Grand Forks Air Force Base. He must live in base housing.
backyardcowboy 2 days ago
There’s a song about it: You Tube: watch?v=ilSgXcEMHmI
Vegetable Patch 62/-46 2 days ago
A good cold winter sends termites and cockroaches toward the equator.
Teto85 Premium Member 2 days ago
Because Dave lives in Calgary.
rhpii 2 days ago
I love winter, my second favorite season to fall (pre-winter). It must be my Scandinavian genes. Swedes say Det finns inget dåligt väder, bara dåliga kläder. There’s no bad weather just bad clothes.
Kroykali 2 days ago
I’m still in the northeast due to family obligations. Would have moved south years ago otherwise.
KFischer1 2 days ago
Because you get two months a year with relatively nice weather and no bugs.
Jeffin Premium Member 2 days ago
Cow-Hampshire: Live freeze and Die.
Howard'sMyHero 2 days ago
Layer Layer, pants on fayer …!
( the truth shall set you freeze )
dpatrickryan Premium Member 2 days ago
Yup. I go through it every year.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 days ago
Since he moved north, things have gone south.
The Tooninator creator 2 days ago
Nice Dave! We in upstate NY can relate!
zeexenon 2 days ago
Better than shoveling whale sh it after hurricanes come into our Golf and Atlantic coasts.
Cerabooge 2 days ago
My dream residences would be a place in the Himalaya mountain range, somewhere slightly below the tree line, and another place closer to sea level. Instead of migrating thousands of miles every year, it would be a short trip up/down the mountain to avoid temperature extremes.
Smeagol 1 day ago
ROFLMAO
walstib Premium Member 1 day ago
FZ sage advice: ♪ “Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow” ♪
dogday Premium Member 1 day ago
Why do I live here? Well, let’s see: I don’t rock climb sheer faces, zip-line over amoeba-infested waters, sky-dive, bungee-jump, play poker with the pros, or join mercenary forces. So I guess I just need a challenge. Got it.
albzort 1 day ago
He’ll remember why he lives there next summer when the weather is delightful instead of intolerably hot and humid. When it’s cold you can always put on more clothes, but when it’s hot there’s a limit to how much you can take off.
sincavage05 1 day ago
Because there’s no hurricanes or tornado’s
lnrokr55 about 20 hours ago
Oh boo hoo, it’s winter enjoy it while it lasts. ;-)