Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 18, 2024

Now we see their nefarious plot begin to unravel. Curse their evil ways!

Smuggled catnip. So THAT’S what was in the Kibble bag That Guy Brad and Dr. Mittens were carrying.

The goons are smarter than their boss.

Oh, dear. Tell the woman (or queen, in this case) to stay out of complicated stuff like business because she couldn’t possibly understand it, just because she’s female. See what happens!

This is based on real life, of course. I have no idea if this bit of wisdom applies to any mindless soap operas being shown in the other room. (I am always glad that I am not Snowball Taggert, but I am especially so today.)

Bandit, do us all a favor and team with Paisley to catch the bad cats.

Imaginary real estate! Could the plot get any more nefarious?

…I don’t usually resort to Ora Zella techniques, but I think it’s probably time to set a mustache or two on fire.

and a terrible combover while we’re at it.

“‘Big Business Stuff’ being the technical term too complicated for your pretty little head to ponder.”

Of course, Angora has a successful design business, bringing joy and beauty to the world, and you, Snowball, are a crook.

O.T. typing on my laptop

Catnip, hm? I’m picturing stoner kitties wearing Grateful Bed t-shirts, and lobbying to legalize ’nip.

The evil is coalescing, and so close to the holidays.

Panel 3: DSoMSCC!!! Dark Silhouette of Mean Scheming Crooked Cats! (okay, I know that’s a BIT out there, but…)

OT That is Priceless

If “That Guy Brad” and Mittens decide

To get poor old Kit Chase sent inside

Of that old County Jail

They’re most likely to fail,

Cause their catnip won’t be bona fide.

Though Schrodinger’s Cat Mall’s built wide,

No one knows what is really inside.

(…Sometimes it’s Taggart’s loot

Or his stinky old boot..

…The stuff Paisley’s kits take for a ride.)

If catnip is stashed in the mall

It ain’t gonna be there at all.

Paisley’s brood will move it

All around quite a bit,

Through that imaginary wall.

[bro] omigod how early do these things even UPLOAD!?

To be fair to Snowball, online stores do need fulfillment centers, but I’m fairly sure that’s not what he’s referring to with his “Online Mall”.♥

Good toebeans and evil toebeans. I don’t know how to react! I can’t tell until I get on my tablet, but it is possible that I see evil toebeans on Dr. Mittens as well as on Snowball Taggert.

How can you smuggle catnip? That stuff smells.

Goodness! The flunkies are running the show!

Off-topic : not a prayer request, just a silly post.

OT Orbsters in the US Pacific Northwest

Oh, Snowball, telling Angora to stick with shoulder pads and tiny hats. She may have an idea about the stick part!

Well ya gotta stores all them goods sold online somewhere ya knows.

O.T. Yesterday…

Too bad, the comments section of GoComics is no longer active enough.

I’m imagining the “fast paced” imaginary is imagined

The plot thickens!