Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2024

And you can’t say or spell “Saturday” without “+urd”; so what?

And you can’t spell ‘Huge Waiter’ without ‘Urea Weight’.

Cannot spell “tip” at all!

The waiter waits ON Rat.Rat waits FOR the food.

Can’t spell gratuity without “rat”

Watch him, Rat. There, see him whispering something to another waiter after he brought your food to you? He said, “Well . . . he ate it.” Never annoy the waitstaff. They Bring You Your Food.

And don’t bring me the bill. My name isn’t Bill.

A cat lover pointed out that every house needs a cat because…wait for it…there’s a “meow” in “homeowner”.

Waiter’s pretty cocky for somebody who relies on tips

Don’t be so entitled, Rat. You need to learn patience.

Huh. When did my friend Don become a waiter?