Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for December 10, 2024

The have to Pee at least twice before you finish

This must be the “vuvuzela.”

Weeks pay !!!!!

What a waste of money.

Accidentally ordered the small one again!

I feel like they would name that one the micro, or the mini.

Naming contest time! Go!

Methuselah, Jeroboam, butt … wait those are all real and in use.

Starbucks wasn’t the first with odd names.

I don’t play their game. I walk in and say I wanted a medium regular with room for cream. They might say “You want a grande?” and I say no, I want a medium. Then they hand me a “tall”.

“Yes, I’d like a Louisville Slugger half-caf mocha latte . . . "

I just ask for a “small coffee” if I’m ever forced to be in one of those *bucks joints. Still overpriced but no wait.

Yakamoto tilted his head. “I think that’s the rare Olympic Torch size.”

Radical suggestion: order “small”, “medium”, or “large”. I’ve literally never used their stupid size names when ordering.

Coffee by the metre.

Light a flame on that thang an’ carry it to the Olympics!

StarBigBucks

Tall=SmallGrande=MediumViente=Large

???

I think.

“This coffee tastes like mud.”“Well, it was just ground this morning.”

8^)

Not much different than a yard of ale, which some fine pubs serve. You just get jittery instead of tipsy by the end.

No straw?…..

There’s a “secret” off menu size for coffee, the short drip.

Ever tried to order at Starbucks while speaking Italian, because they want to impress using Italian words on their menu; never found one yet that understands; che mucchio di idiotic

The Venti size is the one that gets me. Venti means 20, because it’s 20 ounces. BUT ITALIANS DON’T USE OUNCES.

Maybe they should call it the “Cinquecento novantuno millilitri”

Is there a Rosetta stone for translating Starbucks?