Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2024

Don’t let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya!

So, “Us” is taking Viagra and “You” isn’t?

They are going to Mars and Pig is not going there. That might be a good thing.

I remember working in a local language school and the boss saying “Well you can start on a trial basis and we’ll see how you go.” In my 21 yr old ignorance, in a couple of months I asked him “So how am I doing?” He responded as if he couldn’t believe I said it: “Well, that’s rather a personal question!” I said, “Yeah, it’s about my person!” but right then I knew it wasn’t a good situation. He was all about “staff meetings” and yet we never got anything like feedback. At the end of the school year I got my paycheck and walked out, never went back.

Pig’s tie apparently changes from a clip on to a regular tie

Warning: graphic content.

Don’t you just love venn diagrams?

Let me go? I did not know you had a hold of me?

It was kindhearted of him to wait till after Christmas to tell Pig he was fired.

Pig is a visual learner, but he still didn’t see it coming.

Pig’s tie morphed from clip-on to a single windsor knot above the collar, 17th century style I believe.

Pig made quite an impression for only one week of work.

This sums up my year.

What kind of direction is that?

Poor Pig! Not all graphs are that helpful.

Must be why they let him go.

I was expecting a “diagram” to the building exit.

lol

Stephan needs to know that Jef Mallett one-upped him today.

Graphs are really helpful. I love them.

How “graph”-ical!

Pig invented grid-less graphs lead to disaster.

get a lawyer, pig, the “you” sign is a sexual harassment case with a big payout for you!

Those look like signs from an escalator

His job status is better charted with a nonintersecting Venn diagram.

Hope you got a golden trotter-shake!!!

Perot liked pie charts

I’m glad those graphs are labeled, otherwise, I’da thought they were before and after pics of Satan pushin’ Viagra !!