“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Oops!! Sorry about that! Really should use spell check! That should be “wifi”."
Pickled Pete about 7 hours ago
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Oops!! Sorry about that! Really should use spell check! That should be “wifi”."
The Duke about 6 hours ago
I bet Nixon had great seats. Probably the owner’s box.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 hour ago
That “wiffy” thing is sad, and not surprising. Those may likely be the ones who pronounce “baw ci” as “mfbin loc.”
Steve Dallas about 1 hour ago
“A president liked sports” seems like a pretty low bar for belief.
prince valiant Premium Member 2 minutes ago
Nixon was also reported to be a big baseball fan and, at the time, he supposedly hinted he would like to the next baseball commissioner.