Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 24, 2024

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    TStyle78  1 day ago

    Yaaaay???

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    Jeff0811  1 day ago

    By the look on her face, he doesn’t stand a ghost of a chance.

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    cracker65  1 day ago

    There goes the couch

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 1 day ago

    Pah rum pa pum BUM!

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    blunebottle  1 day ago

    Long past? No, your past!

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    KimmiesAndrews  1 day ago

    Shut the door and lock it and the windows!

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    No6  1 day ago

    What the Dickens!

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    Doug K  1 day ago

    Sorry, our house is an inn now … and there’s no room in the inn.

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    jango  about 24 hours ago

    A visit complete with his stanky cigar

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 23 hours ago

    He forgot the boo-quet of flowers.

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    CleverHans Premium Member about 23 hours ago

    Every family has a “Cousin Eddie” lurking in the wings…

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    DM2860  about 22 hours ago

    And he is why we make sure that our guest bed is not that comfortable/

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 21 hours ago

    He ain’t too heavy, he’s my brother-in-law.

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    dbrucepm  about 20 hours ago

    that’s a relatively rude thing to do

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    Smeagol  about 19 hours ago

    The word No is a complete sentence, there’s a Motel 6 somewhere close by, they leave the light on for you.

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    Thehag  about 17 hours ago

    Plenty of these kinds of stories in the Advice Columns. Always a hoot. Wonder about the poor folks who never learned about boundaries, either setting them or recognizing them.

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    mistercatworks  about 13 hours ago

    “Oh, they moved. I’m just some anonymous woman in curlers.”

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