Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 24, 2024

go get the bucket, sir. Make sure the water is freezing.

At least it isn’t Guitar Bob!

Throw a wine bottle on his head! Just make sure it’s empty, first.

He knows the time.

It’s time for a rhymes…

I just noticed that an anagram of Andy Capp would be Candy App.

Not that it means much…

Can’t they lock him up and hold him for being a public menace?

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper!

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Ice tea.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

“Do you know the time”!

No. But if you hum it. I’ll sing it.

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Andy doesn’t care, that’s for sure!

He was going to request “Jungle Love”.

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE. Don’t ever do it or you might not live to enjoy CHRISTMAS DAY.

Andy’s picked one of my two least favourite Xmas songs. The other is ‘Last Xmas’ by Wham.

Still clueless.

Do you know what time it is,Mate?

HEY YOU DRUNK! IT’S THREE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING

It’s three o’clock,Mate…..

But what rhymes with canal?

Nice song, Andy.

Nothing or nobody will deter Andy from having a Merry Christmas……

Andy won’t even notice the frostbite…..

And he criticizes Guitar Bob, at least he has the decency to restrict his singing to the pub.

Andy would be a stand-in for Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. He’s high as a kite, jolly, and has a red nose. Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.

Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas Eve, Cappers! :)

Well if Rudolph can’t make it, Andy with his bright red nose can easily fill in.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all Cappers.