Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 27, 2024

“old folks” ? What does that make you, Andy? o_O

Better hold on to your own beer, mister—before that moocher grabs it!

I don’t blame Andy!

Seems like old times dunnit mate?

Andy’s waiting for the next purple suit to show up!

Good try, Andy!

Oops! Andy. Diplomacy was never your strong suite.

Andy better hope people in bars don’t live in the past or they’ll remember how much he owes them for cadged beers.

Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it.

Beer here now.

The first thing this makes me ask is how old does Andy think he is???

Nice try, Capp.

Too soon, Andy. The Count would say give him another ten minutes and try it again. Then you’ll be in like Flynn, boy howdy.

Tough luck, Andy!

Maybe, just maybe, Andy’s charm is losing its touch.

Andy Capp is like a wild or feral animal – if you feed it (beer) it’ll keep coming back and wont leave you alone

I consider anybody ten years older than me to qualify for the “Old Folks” category.

Wow, that ‘hands in his pockets’ perspective looks SO weird!

And after that remark you can consider that a permanent no.

“Old Man” purple suit must be waiting for his beer to warm up. 10 minutes and still a full glass. He must have come for the social atmosphere and stale beer smell. Be of good cheer feller, buy Andy another pint or share yours. HO HO HO. Un Huh.

“What about a gin and tonic, hold the tonic?”

He’s still the same obnoxious lout he was fifty years ago.

Another day, another purple suit.

I was living a year in a retirement community when I realized I don’t like rude old people which happens to be 90% of the neighborhood.