Strange Brew by John Deering for December 22, 2024

And “Yeti”, makes an “indominable” appearance.

Who knew that Santa had …. BIG “feet!!!”

:-O

When the mall foots the big attractions

Are the pictures going to be flurry or fuzzy?

Those kids are thinking about all the toys they’ll get if they hang up one of his socks.

A real feat of persuasion!

and he rides the Loch Ness monster to deliver gifts

You can smell him from the other end of the mall. And you were hoping it was the reindeer.

Ya know…all the DNA samples of supposedly Sasquatch always come back as Bear.

One that I would love to have and would most definitely pay for it happily…….

This turned into a Jack Links commercial.

I was Santa’s helper back in 1968 (I took the Polaroid pictures while kid sat on Santa’s lap). After Christmas Sears offered me a job in advertising (marketing?), but I had to tell them that my draft notice was for January.

I joined the Army the day before my draft date, so I could pick a school. I figured that – since I was college-educated, could type 70 words a minute, and was blind as a bat without my glasses – they’d hand me a M16 and put me out in the boonies.