It turns out that carrying excess weight in your stomach is MUCH more dangerous to your health than carrying it in your butt. Or at least the genes that cause “bubble butt weight” correlate with better health, maybe.
“Doctor, it’s my WIFE you need to talk to. I’d LIKE to lose some of this jelly, but she’s always insisting that no one heard of a skinny Santa and making me EAT! EAT!”
Ratkin Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Body shaming is not nice.
Concretionist about 23 hours ago
It turns out that carrying excess weight in your stomach is MUCH more dangerous to your health than carrying it in your butt. Or at least the genes that cause “bubble butt weight” correlate with better health, maybe.
SHIVA about 22 hours ago
Santa’s going to die???!!! No!!!!!!
Jayalexander about 20 hours ago
I’m doing CBD’s , I’m happy.
uniquename about 16 hours ago
Sit on?
ladykat about 16 hours ago
Time to firm up those glutes, Santa!
MRBLUESKY529 about 16 hours ago
I first read this as “bowel full of jelly” I guess that would be pretty bad too.
Spacetech about 15 hours ago
Docs Got Payments to make$$$
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Tell the doc that butts like that are “in” these days. Take a twerking class Santa.
T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62 about 13 hours ago
Diagnosis: severe case of lethargy induced by chronic apathy
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 13 hours ago
Santa’s très cheek.
cbs1947 about 11 hours ago
It’s bowlsful for all you English geeks
aigdawg about 11 hours ago
Bowls full
EMGULS79 about 11 hours ago
“Doctor, it’s my WIFE you need to talk to. I’d LIKE to lose some of this jelly, but she’s always insisting that no one heard of a skinny Santa and making me EAT! EAT!”
lnrokr55 about 11 hours ago
Happens to the best of us Santa ! Merry Christmas! ;-)
Impkins Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Merry Christmas all. :)
unfair.de about 6 hours ago
This year ends in less than a week. No worries.
Chris Sherlock about 3 hours ago
Is Santa headed for gastric bypass surgery?