Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 23, 2024

Would if I could.

What’s in it for me?

I have some thoughts about that, too.

Define “new.” My newest car is a 2004 Prius.

John, that’s one well trained A.I. Elf! And Merry Christmas to you and your helpers!

Then you’ll take me for a ride?

If only fans like you thought of a place for this

OK, but only if I get to deliver it.

And watch you unwrap…

I thought about it and didn’t know if you’ll like riding on my lap.

Preferably, a Foxwagen. [Note the German word for ‘fox’.]

She’s an incitement for being naughty.

Merry Christmas to you and the family, John, and to your coworkers.

Me no like steenky AI generated peectures.

Trade ya , new car for you , This weeks winning Powerball numbers for me !

As long as I can get a test drive before buy you a new car.

Ahem, her eyes are up there; one with eyelashes and one without (AI strikes again).

Only if I can do your chassis alignment on a weekly basis and do a thorough inspection monthly…

I’m a retired Mining Engineer, so I don’t get involved in Gold Digging anymore. There’s the door.

You think. I’ll fantasize.

John, I like the concept and I like the art but…is “the ability to drain men’s bank accounts”, really a superpower for your new heroine?