Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 03, 2025

You’ll lose it all in the Spring.

It’s just water weight.

No worries. Global warmeeng will helps ya.

Think of it as a new winter coat.

Good timing – we’re just getting our first significant snow today.

Be patient, you soon be on a liquid diet.

“Does this snowfall make me look fat?”

I’m sitting here looking out my window at a very similar scenario… (sans the talking snowmen!)

Blizzards tend to make me gain weight as well. Especially the chocolate covered cherry ones.

Too many trips to Dairy Queen.