My dad died, and I wanted to talk to him in the afterlife.
So I went to a woman who could speak with the dead. I told her my situation, and described my dad. She went into a trance and, after a few moments, said “I’m communing with your father.”
Then she smiled, so I punched her.
“What did you do that for?!” she demanded, shocked.
“It’s what my dad would have wanted,” I told her. “He always said it’s important to strike a happy medium.”
Warriors???? I need a new dictionary… I was thinking plunderers, pillagers, rapists, thieves… :D They do the burial at sea because they are too lazy to dig ;P
Associating Vikings with sheep butts is English supremacism. Everyone knows the Vikings took root in England because they drove the English women crazy with their poetry and bathing habits, not because they were after the sheep.
The Duke 1 day ago
Alaska, where the men are men and the women are too, and the sheep run scared.
Leroy 1 day ago
“Do these genes make my butt look big?”
Bilan 1 day ago
I’ll be the first to point out that the opera Der Ring des Nibelungen created the myth of the horns on viking helmets.
sergioandrade Premium Member 1 day ago
Sheep like big butts and they do not lie.
Vilyehm 1 day ago
Vikings buried in ships with a sheep with a big butt next to them are conveniently left out of the epic sagas.
Pickled Pete 1 day ago
My dad died, and I wanted to talk to him in the afterlife.
So I went to a woman who could speak with the dead. I told her my situation, and described my dad. She went into a trance and, after a few moments, said “I’m communing with your father.”
Then she smiled, so I punched her.
“What did you do that for?!” she demanded, shocked.
“It’s what my dad would have wanted,” I told her. “He always said it’s important to strike a happy medium.”
Shirl Summ Premium Member 1 day ago
The Vikings did NOT have horns on their helmets. A movie producer added them for a film and the trend took off, (more than 100 years ago now).
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 1 day ago
With Norwegian blood, I am proudly a Viking, lol!
James Wolfenstein 1 day ago
Warriors???? I need a new dictionary… I was thinking plunderers, pillagers, rapists, thieves… :D They do the burial at sea because they are too lazy to dig ;P
Huckleberry Hiroshima 1 day ago
Hey, they were just as horny back then as the wannabe ones are now.
jessebob42 1 day ago
Mutation or selective breeding? Hmm…
HarryLime 1 day ago
Horny Vikings and big butts on sheep … a happy coincidence?
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 1 day ago
Vikings and sheep! Two of these things are not like the others!
LAFITZGERALD about 24 hours ago
What about the other barbarians?
Dkram about 23 hours ago
So, if Vikings don’t have horns on their helmets, who’s going to break the news to Hagar.
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RPS11 about 23 hours ago
I guess they never saw Hagar the Horrible!
oish about 22 hours ago
Used to play a video game called “Rune” back in Y2K that was viking based.
moondog42 Premium Member about 22 hours ago
Associating Vikings with sheep butts is English supremacism. Everyone knows the Vikings took root in England because they drove the English women crazy with their poetry and bathing habits, not because they were after the sheep.
NolaMan about 22 hours ago
how does Sir Mix-a-lot feel about sheep?
billwog about 20 hours ago
It’s your fork that makes your butt look big.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 18 hours ago
They call the oversized butt meat of sheep “button”.
Pickled Pete about 6 hours ago
Merry Christmas all you filthy GoComers!
May all your wants and needs be realized..
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A few years ago, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn’t buy her anything.
When she asked me why, I replied, “Because you still haven’t used the one I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started.