Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 27, 2024

Pete, get it in gear and get one of your jokes on here! I need a laugh, I’m hurting too bad to sleep AGAIN!

20 years ago I was visiting my son in Las Vegas, and there was a show that featured some Bian Lian performers as one of the acts, they were incredible to watch

I wonder why.

So guess I’ll hafta change to saying “he/she’s dumber than a box of rice” instead of a box of rocks…..

Nothing NEW here, but I got deleted AGAIN !!!

If interested, you can find it on yesterday’s RBION, titled:

The strange case of albinism and GENES

yeah, but my jeans are Levi

Remind me not to bo to any Chinese "art’ shows.

My broken leg. Saturday before Thanksgiving I was walking my dog Hank (my 3rd dog) and stopped to chat with a neighbor. When I changed my focus from Hank to my neighbor, a 10 year old kid came down the street on a skateboard. Hank hates skateboards. Hank took off like a rocket, with me at the other end of the leash. I fell like a cut tree onto my left side, breaking the femur just below the ball of my hip. Bone on bone pain just laying there in the street. Any attempt at movement just made it worse. Like being loaded into an ambulance, moved from gurney to gurney, etc. Even IV Morphine only dropped the pain to a 6 out of 10 when I was at rest.

But, let me interject here that it’s been over a month since that happened, and my current pain level is negligible. It sounds like your pain is continuing, and I’m so sorry you’re having to deal with that on an ongoing basis.Anyway, the worst pain came Thanksgiving Day. Petey, my 2nd dog, died, probably from Cancer (a bleeding nasal tumor). He was only 6 1/2 years old, and was just the sweetest boy.Hank has been given or loaned to my grandson, Tristan, and we’re down to just one dog, Darlin’.So I will be remembering you in my prayers. Get better soon. Best wishes for a Happy New Year.

…“good eatin’…”

its hard to believe the statement about rice, my ex had a closet full of nothing but jeans!

The Fishbowl

A dumb American is on a vacation to the Netherlands when he came across a Dutchman in the bar who asked him if he knew what logic was.

“No.” said the American.

So the Dutchman asked if he had a fish bowl.

“Yes.” said the American.

So the Dutchman asked: “So if you have a fish bowl you probably also have a fish?”

“Yes.” said the American

“So if you have a fish, it’s likely you also have other pets?” Asked the Dutchman.

“Yes.” said the American again.

“So if you have multiple pets you probably have kids.” said the Dutchman

“That’s right.” said the American.

“When you have kids its likely for you to have a wife too.” said the Dutchman.

“Yes.” said the American.

“So when you have a wife it means you are a straight man.” said the Dutchman.

“Why yes.” said the American again.

“So that is logic.” said the Dutchman.

After a week the American went back to his home and asked his neighbor if he knew what logic was.

“No.” said his neighbor.

So the man asked if he had a fishbowl.

“No.” said his neighbor.

So the man replied: “That means you’re gay!”