Curses by Chelsea Carr for December 20, 2024

That’s where we’re setting up the buffet.

Hey, melted gold is still gold, right?

Because of the things you said.

I was told that ‘big foot’ is Bob Lanier, but then my math teacher said ‘big foot’ can only go up to a maximum of 12.99 inches.

What about Pixel’s school principal and Wilma’s almost boyfriend, the vampire boy with obvious appetites?

“Come on, Wilma, be a sport! They plan to hold a combined marshmallow roast and wienie toast later on, and they all asked to see you there!”