F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 30, 2024

Great tip, I’ll have one swinging from my rear view tomorrow!

Hmmm? That gives me a marketing idea for meat scented spray inhalers for asthmatic carnivores!

Kippered herring for those times the cops pull you over.

When that guy’s parakeet died, he probably had it stuffed, and kept it as a Christmas ornament.

Dog piñata

Hilarious. I’ll assume you already have truck nutz.

Depending on the time of year and if your car is in the shade, I give it 2 days, tops.

That’s some serious redneckin’ there.

Not all cooked meat is “barbeque.” If you are cooking burgers on a grill, it’s not “barbeque.” Sheesh.

could always use it as a hockey puck…

Use the McDonalds patty, that way it will never mold

The charcoal of the burger will absorb other odors as well.