Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 02, 2025

There are many who would enjoy cheeseburgers 24/7. Like Wimpy or Jughead.

Ground hog sausages are commonly sold and eaten after being packaged as ‘Italian sausage’; ground hog, ground pig… no difference!

Is Broomie suggesting a helping of road pizza?

A guy could live a long time on cheeseburgers.

Be careful what you say about what you have and what you’ve been getting. It could be worse. It could get worse.

[Be thankful for the loved ones in your life.]

Better have dinner at Lou’s or Roz.

Sure sounded like it was.

Possum is greasy.

Just drain off the excess grease and there ya’ go, sloppy joes.

Nobody will know the difference.

Don’t do it, Broomie!

Road kill Possum stew is probably tastier…..

Raccoon makes better Sloppy Joe’s, Opossum is better suited for a stew.

Broomie’s cooking is forbidden by the Geneva convention.

Sure sounded like it, and after eating the possum sloppy joes you won’t anymore.

Hey, gotta do something with that roadkill.

Making me hungry for some…

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat.

Dirty little birdie feet.

French fried eyeballs rolling down a dirty street,

And me without my spoon

ground meat is ground meat