Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 03, 2025

He’s screwy.

California wants to ban plastic drinking straws.

Bring back WAXED paper straws!

Drinking is your own unconscious therapy.

Well, that settles it. We’ve officially run out of things to celebrate!

I rarely use straws, unless I’ve ordered a milkshake.

Well that sure sucks.

A twisted tale…

I hate when there’s chunky bits going through…that’s when my problems begin… and I start to gurgle…..until they get sucked up, I’m miserable!

And Doc, I’ll never get on a camel, ever again, as long as I live…

He did better when he was built into a sippy cup

This is the last straw!

At the drive through I usually tell them no straw since they still give out plastic straws here in Arizona. Amazon has those twisted straws, btw the ones for Boba drinks are reusable and come with a cleaning brush.

One way to make a straw man argument (per Gaggle):

“Creating a fictitious persona [Dave]: Criticizing a fictional person [Doctor] with beliefs or actions that are intended to represent a group [straws], then pretending that the group has been defeated [deemed crazy]” …!

( couldn’t resist )

Everyday is drinking straw day for me. I have two stainless steel straws that I use everyday.

I remember J.P. Patches, a clown with his own show here in the Pacific Northwet, demonstrating Crazy Straws. However, his stage hands failed to tell him it was straight booze! :)

to be fair, he is an awfully large straw, so…..

Never use straws, never liked them. If it’s too thick I use a spoon.

Mom refused to let us have Crazy Straws. Said they were too hard to keep clean. We had the paper ones instead. They worked better.