Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 09, 2025

After shopping, the general will go to his private quarters. The private will go to the general mess. The army is confusing.

Today, going to the general sore can be a major expense.

A Mk-15 will not fit in that basket.

If the store is a General, do we have to salute it?

So, if you go to the Dollar store, do you have to be a private detective from the 50s?

General Store. More Privatesy than Amazon.

Major Madness General Confusion Private Suffering

I want to see the Admiral gas station down the street.

Is it a Dollar General Store? Did he drive his General Motors car there?

The officer in charge if Army Accounting and Finance: General Ledger.

It has a 5 star rating and a crack in its foundation. Hmm.

I got a Major SNAFU there once.

The store is highly ranked.

There’s a Private Sale on at the General Store…"

The Admiral goes to Old Navy.

There’s not a Colonel of truth to this cartoon.

He’s getting General Tso’s Chicken take-out.