Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 10, 2025

I killed an artificial house plant.

If my houseplants are all plastic, should I still be talkin’ to ‘em?

… or would that be weird?!

You’re a little pale. You could use some sunshine.

This afternoon, she’s getting a brazilian wax done too.

I can tell your roots are well taken care of….it’s not having enough dirt that bothers me.. need a bigger pot to grow in…don’t ya think?

Better than a National Faceplant Day…

I have cats. I can’t have houseplants. They destroy them.