bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 08, 2025

Just throw him back on the grill.

It depends if he was a gas station hotdog or not.

Just wash him off, he’ll still be good to eat.

give him to the dog …

5 Second Rule…..5 Second Rule!!!

dog will eat it n/p

if you pick him up within five seconds, you should be able to resuscitate ’im!

South Korea has outlawed hot dogs so if you are there just leave him.

I believe in second chances. Rinse it off.

Put him in a hotdog roll and wheel him to a diner.

Five second rule

A little dirt won’t kill you.