He’s never forgiven Moses for burning God’s favorite bush, just to make his people believe he didn’t just make up all those commandments, the big spoilsport. And God kind of liked that golden calf sculpture. He had a place all picked out on his mantle. And being the only god is getting old. He can’t just drop by Olympus for a beer anymore. And he really took offense at Thou Shalt Not Kill. I mean, what’s the point of being God if you can smite the heck out of anyone you want. Now that he thinks about it some, he’s really ticked off. He thinks he’ll give Sisyphus a break and let that holier than thou Moses push some rock and see how he likes it.
phritzg Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Where’s your sense of humor, Moses? It was just the Heavenly Father having a bit of fun. Call it the first Dad joke.
cdward about 4 hours ago
Better than a stick in the eye.
I think.
Dobie Premium Member about 4 hours ago
U O me an I
Linguist about 3 hours ago
He hath smote the mote!
Zebrastripes about 2 hours ago
…and then Moses’ lights went out….
Imagine about 2 hours ago
And then, Moses did split.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 hour ago
He’s never forgiven Moses for burning God’s favorite bush, just to make his people believe he didn’t just make up all those commandments, the big spoilsport. And God kind of liked that golden calf sculpture. He had a place all picked out on his mantle. And being the only god is getting old. He can’t just drop by Olympus for a beer anymore. And he really took offense at Thou Shalt Not Kill. I mean, what’s the point of being God if you can smite the heck out of anyone you want. Now that he thinks about it some, he’s really ticked off. He thinks he’ll give Sisyphus a break and let that holier than thou Moses push some rock and see how he likes it.