Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 03, 1961

Transcript:

Linus says, "'Want-ads' always get results, Charlie Brown . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "We'll phone your ad in to the paper requesting a job as manager of a ball club, and I'll bet you'll be flooded with offers!"<BR><BR> Linus stands by the phone and says, "'Want-ads' are famous for being able to sell anything."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "I feel like an old sewing machine!"<BR><BR>