B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 11, 2009

DOESN’T HURT!?! It’s mandatory for any husband to make his marriage successful.

I hate to say this but wives have a sixth sense about them poker faces!

You’ve got that right - sjoujke

I would’ve said “the ability to negotiate win-win situations” instead, but what do I know?

Lyin’ eyes give you away everytime.

I turn and walk the other way when I’m lying

The secret to a healthy marriage is to marry a gullible woman. In my case it was the only way to have a marriage, period.

And sincerity. You have to be able to fake that as well.

Wives have no idea of what really goes on, oh, they would like for all to think that they do… .but they don’t.

knowing when to shut up helps too…….

Neither does having a good Taverne close by to get away to and blow off a little steam.

A

Wicky has made a poor remark…..the attitude is showing. Comicsnoob has it right.

Attitude, schmattitude.

Also one has to be able to sleep on the couch comfortably.

I think wives certainly know more than husbands think they do, but I think wives are still far from knowing all there is to know.

I am myself indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me. I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. We are arrant knaves, all. Believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery.

O, nun? Ay, nun.

O Jephthah, Judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!

fritzoid

EMET is more from the lineage of wise men rather than judges.

As Exodus describes; every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding.

Ten is the measure for he that doth hear.

Polonius was reckoned a wise man as well (as these things go).

Sorry I don’t have a more apposite quote, but I don’t have my text at hand…