Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 01, 2010

Could be worse. Might’ve been the Preparation-H.

Well, okay; back to bed is always a good idea; but I don’t trust that mirror!

Penguins got teeth?

I think when this originally ran it was preparation H…

I’ve had mornings when my teeth felt hairy.

Vice president? If Agnew/Mondale/Quale/Cheney/ Biden could handle it, Opus should have no problem. Unless some notices that Bill is slightly dead.

You missed Johnson, Ford, Bush, and Gore.

I remember this one too, it WAS Preparation-H.

Who is editing these posthumously? I’m surprised that they aren’t substituting current talking heads in the place of Regan, Casper Wienburger and Dan Rather.

Checking my Bloom County Babylon Book for reference I can state that it was Preparation H originally.

I wonder who edited it and why Nair of all things?

…and why NOT preparation H? Ah, got it! It’s all about “product placement.”

Opus doesn’t even wear short shorts!

does this mean Bobbi Harlow is walking around with her legs slathered in Preparation H and what the heck was in that tube that Steve Dallas greased his hair down with!!

Tune in tomorrow for the exciting answers to these and other questions in the next episode of All my dysfunctional Children

There have been mornings I thought I needed Nair for my teeth and tongue

@Sisyphos I agree… listening to that mirror (or whomever) is like taking advice from your worst enemy!

I actually started to brush my teeth once (I SAY ONCE!) with Prep. H. Took about two swipes before I spit it out, mouth was numb for a short while. I now keep the H in the box it came in and the toothpaste without it’s box. Talk about getting woke up and being bright eyed and bushy tailed- - - - -

dahawk- thanks for sharing.

I can’t remember if it was Prep H or contraceptive jelly that Steve Dallas brushed his teeth with in the Academia Waltz strip.

Nair seems to fit Opus better.

contraceptive jelly