Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 12, 2011

Sounds bad …

OMG! That indeed sounds just awful, Mr. Breathed! Is Little Opus alive (a Dickensian reference to The Old Curiosity Shop and Little Nell in NYC reception-theory)?

I hate when things get all “higgledy piggledy”.

That’s just milk toast by today’s standards of violence

Is that a halo over Opus’ head?

That is indeed a halo…and can be verified as authentic by the traditional back support wire.

…and what of Steve Dallas? What happened to him?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Proof positive: Stallone movies are evil.

I still have my stuffed Bill the Cat.