The line would have been drawn at the bannister. Mr. Whacker would not have survived beyond that….well, certainly not beyond that first night of forced “Blooper” watching. That’s for dang sure!
Defense attorneys usually don’t want their client to admit guilt to them because, as an officer of the court, they are bound by law to report perjury should the defendant (or anyone else who would know the truth) testify otherwise in court. Lots of times, this is the reason a defendant doesn’t take the stand, because the attorney already knows the truth.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
You tell him, Mrs. Whacker!—Oh, the horror of Dick Clark’s Censored Bloopers!
Rodney99 about 13 years ago
I’d stuff him in the chipper, but hey- that’s just me.
StelBel about 13 years ago
The line would have been drawn at the bannister. Mr. Whacker would not have survived beyond that….well, certainly not beyond that first night of forced “Blooper” watching. That’s for dang sure!
twj0729 about 13 years ago
Watch it, Steve, she’s got the axe there and she’s getting a little hyper!
Manitobaman about 13 years ago
I used to wonder how defense lawyers could even sleep at night. But I guess they sleep very well in a very fine bed.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
A hung-over, radically sexist atheist defense lawyer chatting with his client, a little old axe-murderer. Only Bloom County.
zeecue about 13 years ago
Too bad Charlie didn’ t use the axe first on ol’ pudge pot…i’ve seen her geraniums…
dahawk about 13 years ago
Defense attorneys usually don’t want their client to admit guilt to them because, as an officer of the court, they are bound by law to report perjury should the defendant (or anyone else who would know the truth) testify otherwise in court. Lots of times, this is the reason a defendant doesn’t take the stand, because the attorney already knows the truth.
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
If only Charlie had told her that “pudge-pot” was a term of endearment (even though it isn’t) he might still be alive today.