Okay…Mr. T, some relative of Binkley’s Great Purple Snorkelwhacker, and a plumper in a horned helmet…where are the man-eating bananas? The 9-foot cucumber was quite placid, last time I checked.
My drink of choice is tequila and orange juice. I can drink them all weekend and still remember most of what happend. The only hallucination I ever got was a girl in a purple dress and a sparkling gold wig.
being a child of the sixties i have no fear of the occasional hallucination. just smile and wave ’em on through. my third shift used to work at “heaven hill” vodka. can you imagine, “heaven hill”? utterly vile!
Guy arrives at his brothers frat house late at night for a visit. Seeing a light in an upstairs window he tosses a few pebbles. Window opens and someone asks what he wants. Guy asks if ( insert name ) lives here. Guy in window replies, “yeah, just leave him on the porch, we’ll pick him up in the morning”.
More ABSOLUTE PROOF Kevin Patrick Smith reads the funny papers!!!! (Add bloom county’s 37 reference and peanuts main character Charlie Brown together and, ta-da, and you get Dante hicks from the clerks trilogy!) Dan aka…
AtheisticallyYours almost 12 years ago
I laughed till I cried on this one!
Michael Thorton almost 12 years ago
Okay…Mr. T, some relative of Binkley’s Great Purple Snorkelwhacker, and a plumper in a horned helmet…where are the man-eating bananas? The 9-foot cucumber was quite placid, last time I checked.
Opus Croakus almost 12 years ago
I didn’t know “Tequila Fanny Bangers” were an actual thing, but apparently so.
Tequila Fanny Banger
1 shot tequila
1 shot vodka
1 shot Midori
1 dash triple sec
1 dash freshly squeezed lime juice
Put all of the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice and shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass to serve.
davehculii almost 12 years ago
When I quit drinking, Seagram’s had to lay off the third shift.
Not Me almost 12 years ago
Midori always adds a fresh green color to the post drinking puke.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
37???? in one night?
Rainfoot almost 12 years ago
My drink of choice is tequila and orange juice. I can drink them all weekend and still remember most of what happend. The only hallucination I ever got was a girl in a purple dress and a sparkling gold wig.
jack fairbanks almost 12 years ago
being a child of the sixties i have no fear of the occasional hallucination. just smile and wave ’em on through. my third shift used to work at “heaven hill” vodka. can you imagine, “heaven hill”? utterly vile!
DavidGBA almost 12 years ago
You know it been a bit too much when your halucinations stage an intervention !
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
I guess we should be pleased to see that Steve Dallas, against all medical odds, is still alive after 37 Fanny Bangers at one party.
katina.cooper almost 12 years ago
Darn, I bet myself the usual beer that Bill the cat ate the strip again. No beer for me today and no hallucinations.
ronpolimeni almost 12 years ago
Guy arrives at his brothers frat house late at night for a visit. Seeing a light in an upstairs window he tosses a few pebbles. Window opens and someone asks what he wants. Guy asks if ( insert name ) lives here. Guy in window replies, “yeah, just leave him on the porch, we’ll pick him up in the morning”.
DanielRyanMulligan1 about 1 year ago
More ABSOLUTE PROOF Kevin Patrick Smith reads the funny papers!!!! (Add bloom county’s 37 reference and peanuts main character Charlie Brown together and, ta-da, and you get Dante hicks from the clerks trilogy!) Dan aka…
DanielRyanMulligan1 about 1 year ago
Also, you’re in pretty bad shape if your own hallucinations want to save you at the cost of their own existences!!!! Dan aka…ps whoa!