Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 23, 2013

You can put lipstick on a pig and it’s still a pig.

Don’t get rattled just when it’s time to deliver the punchline, Opus! C’mon, lad! You can do it! Spit it out!

@edclecticYou can put lipstick on a pig, and people will question your social life.

Try to make a sow’s ear out of a silk purse!

A great metaphor shines like a diamond in a penguin’s butt.

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think,”

@ Dr Dave:

LOL Thanks for the giving us a little Dorothy Parker this morning! She is timeless! :)

If you lead a horse to water, will he piddle in the puddle?

That is not a mixed metaphor. It is more of a multi-mangled metaphor.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink … unless you drown his tookus.

You can lead a horse to water, but you need to suck on his @ss real hard to make him drink …