Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 17, 2014

Fryin’.

Sounds like the Flip Wilson method.

I believe! I believe! (Actually, I just like Bill, so I’ll believe anything that helps him in the election.)

Blame the fictional character, then the other one will forgive him.

And your Romney/Ryan one would have said “I owe my soul to the company store”.

Fantasizin’.Misapplyin’.Amplifyin’.Falsifyin’.Outstayin’.Overplayin’.Spindoctorin’.