FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 07, 2008
November 06, 2008
November 08, 2008
Transcript:
Peter: Dad, can't we just order pizza? Roger: Peter, your mother hasn't even been gone two days. If I order pizza, it's like throwing in the towel. No sir, I'm cooking us, real, stove-top dinners, even if it kills me. Peter: Do you, like, rehearse this stuff, or what? Roger: Ok, ok- no anchovies, though.
margueritem about 16 years ago
Mistake #3. Never pour cold liquid into hot grease.
Nipponkid about 16 years ago
Or dont have your face so close to the flammable grease. At least he wasnt cooking bacon with his shirt off.
KingRat about 16 years ago
always add acid
KingRat about 16 years ago
sorry that was chemistry class
Ray_C about 16 years ago
Nipponkid says: … At least he wasnt cooking bacon with his shirt off. Sounds like you’ve had an adventure of your own, Nipponkid. Tell us…is there something you’d like to get off your chest? (hee hee…sometimes I hate myself.)
txmystic about 16 years ago
RayC:
If Nipponkid was cooking bacon with no shirt, sounds like something already *is* off his chest, yuk yuk yuk
Calvins_older_Sister about 16 years ago
oh the wonders of cooking after a day of a glorious turkey and some cakes you have the scars to remember it by
briankblough about 16 years ago
Re KingRat…perhaps Dad already “added acid” and was just hallucinating the whole thing!
tukla_ratte about 16 years ago
Haha! Second degree burns! Okay, pizza time.
cello_wizard about 16 years ago
does no one realize that this is like when he uses the B.B.Q.?
cello_wizard about 16 years ago
have pity on him, peter and do what he says, he’s in serious pain.
Ray_C about 16 years ago
Gweedo Murray says: Dads. A disposable buffoonery in todays economy.
Sad but true.
mrprongs about 16 years ago
Myabe he has a fire starting super power? Stoves, BBQ. Maybe he can ignite ice cream like Homer Simpson.