Mom: Don't you think that's a little much for were we're going? Heart: When you're wearing a feather boa, everything's a gala affaire. Mom: And a kiddie meal for Phyllis Diller here.
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” "
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot."
“My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.”
“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.” Phyllis Diller
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” "
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot."
“My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.”
“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.” Phyllis Diller
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Man, the mess that rag must leave in the house.