Heart of the City by Steenz for December 17, 2000
December 16, 2000
December 18, 2000
Transcript:
Santa Claus: Well, now! What can I bring you for Christmas, little lady? Heart: Two words..Magic Feed Corn. Santa Claus: That's three words. Heart: Magic Feed Corn, Santa! I saw it on a TV show! Isn't that what you give to your reindeers so they can fly? Santa Claus: Uh..yeah..I suppose..see, my elves handle all that stuff... Heart: Well, you can put some Magic Feed Corn in everybody's stocking this year! Then people could just eat some and fly to any place they wanted to go! Think about it, Santa! No more cars! No more buses! No more SUVs...You could get rid of air pollution and global warming in a one-shot deal! Santa Claus: Yes, but if everybody could fly, what would we do with all the rollerskates? Heart: Good ol' Santa, always the voice of reason. Santa Claus: And a right jolly elf to boot.
Me_Again over 14 years ago
“What would we do with all the rollerskates?”
Get a speed boost.
Constantinepaleologos over 5 years ago
“If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.”—Willy Wonka
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Mall Santas are trained to respond to questions like that.