Heart of the City by Steenz for May 13, 2001

Transcript:

Heart: Yes, it's "Heart's Mother's Day extravaganza show!" Ba-da da-dah! Singers: Oh, it's Heart's Mother's Day extravaganza show... ...so grab a paper-towel roll... ...now take a breath and give a blow....Heart: Everybody sing!! Heart: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my special guest performer... ...Dean! Dean: Uh, well...I can flip my eyelids inside out.. ...and I can twisth my tongue, thee? Heart: Hey, how's that for entertainment? Thanks, Dean! Heart: And now, the lady of the hour! The woman without whom I wouldn't be standing before you today... Mom! Mom: Thank you, Heart, I'm touched, really. But couldn't the performance have waited until later...say, six a.m.? Heart: Alas, we're all at the whim of the muse, Mom. Dean: Can I go home now?