Heart of the City by Steenz for September 19, 2004

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Heart: What're you doing, Dean-o? Dean: Inventing a new Olympic event. Heart: The Olympics were last month, dopey. Dean: But this is the future! See, if I create a new Olympic even now, by the time I'm in my late teens, I'll dominate my "sport". This would all but guarantee me buckets of gold medals and huge licensing deals! Then I'll create a character for myself...You know, dye my hair blue, get weird tattoos, or wear an eye patch...Really cement my brand with the buying public. Then I can market all kinds of gear related to my sport: goggles, shoulder pads, spring-shoes, the works...All bearing my unique signature and logo! Heart: The day I need goggles to do the hula-hoop, cash in my chips and ship me off to New Zealand. Dean: Ah, for the love of the game!