Oh, I love tortellini! It is Italian pasta! Mmmm, Yummy! Calvin, I am on your mommy’s side and she definitely cooks and makes the tortellini for supper! So be it! Get used to that and eat! It is so delish!
I had a foster daughter like Calvin. After teaching her for several weeks, dinner would go like this:
“I don’t like tortellini.”
“Yes, you do.”
“I do?”
“Yep.”
“Okay.” [takes a bite.] “Hey, this is really good!”
“Told you so.”
My brother was just like that too. If he said he didn’t like something, my mom would point out the falacious fact that he had alriedy tried it and it was his favourite food. He bought it every time.
iowa, are you thinking deja vu’ all over again? :=/
Posted: about 15 hours ago Flag
No, but I once stared at cold brussel sprouts for several hours while my friends played outside. Mom’s other favorite was to put whatever you didn’t want to eat back out on your plate the next night.
margueritem almost 16 years ago
Typical kid. He hates it, yet he doesn’t even know what it is.
iowaweav almost 16 years ago
Tie him to a chair?
lazygrazer almost 16 years ago
Telling him ‘tortellini’ was mom’s big mistake….if she had said ‘bat brains’ he would be begging for second helpings.
wndrwrthg almost 16 years ago
“You will eat it and like it”.
Horsehead1 almost 16 years ago
Do you mean Ozzie O Grazer?
character41141 almost 16 years ago
Kinda reminds me about myself…
c00k13m0n5t3r almost 16 years ago
Kinda reminds me about my daughter, who is only 11 months…where do they learn to do these things?
Yukoner almost 16 years ago
What do you call a tortoise with its left legs shorter than its right ones? TORTELLINI
nitiebos almost 16 years ago
Man, tortellini is the best!
Miss.Fit almost 16 years ago
LOL!!!
rentier almost 16 years ago
Calvins face in the second picture!
gaconnel almost 16 years ago
Tortellini
Silverpearl almost 16 years ago
He should be looking in a cook book, not the dictionary!! LOL
hungrybear almost 16 years ago
If Calvin actually knew what tortellini is, he could give a much more convincing performance.
JonD17 almost 16 years ago
iowaweav says:
Tie him to a chair?
iowa, are you thinking deja vu’ all over again? :=/
kbielefe almost 16 years ago
I had a foster daughter like Calvin. After teaching her for several weeks, dinner would go like this:
“I don’t like tortellini.”
“Yes, you do.”
“I do?”
“Yep.”
“Okay.” [takes a bite.] “Hey, this is really good!”
“Told you so.”
bmonk almost 16 years ago
If you want tortellini soup, I left a nice pot over at Pibgorn’s couch of confusion. Enjoy! (Yum!)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Oh Calvin, you can’t eat any better than Italian! Just ask me, I’m Italian, on my mother’s side 100%.
alondra almost 16 years ago
I wasn’t sure what it was either so I looked it up. Looks pretty good and versatile, you can make it in different ways.
h2oman almost 16 years ago
Trying to validate a suspicion Calvin ???
BirishB almost 16 years ago
totellini … don’t worry, Calvin, it takes like chicken. Everything always tastes like chicken.
Wildmustang1262 almost 16 years ago
Oh, I love tortellini! It is Italian pasta! Mmmm, Yummy! Calvin, I am on your mommy’s side and she definitely cooks and makes the tortellini for supper! So be it! Get used to that and eat! It is so delish!
cgrl78 almost 16 years ago
You’ll eat what is on your plate or you won’t eat at all. That’s what we always heard. Most of the time it was really good. I also love tortellini!!!
jim_grant almost 16 years ago
Contempt prior to investigation
humormehere almost 16 years ago
We’ve got ten kids. Half are picky. We discovered a long time ago the value of creative naming.
Gopher Guts Chicken breast mixed with a cream cheese filling, inside a rolled out biscuit turnover
Monkey Heads–Stuffed peppers ( I think we got it from C&H!)
Martian Stew–Green mac and cheese with vegetables and some cream of mushroom soup mixed in.
These are all real recipes in our family.
cello_wizard almost 16 years ago
have an indiana jones and the temple of doom dinner: live snakes, large roasted beetles, eyeball soup, and for desert, chilled monkey brains!
cello_wizard almost 16 years ago
have an indiana jones and the temple of doom dinner: live snakes, large roasted beetles, eyeball soup, and for desert, chilled monkey brains!
longtimecomicsfan almost 16 years ago
Calvin is obviously a proponent of tort reform…
Lollygag almost 16 years ago
It is typical. People always assume the worst of things they don’t know.
AlMiGhTyFrOg almost 16 years ago
kbielefe says:
I had a foster daughter like Calvin. After teaching her for several weeks, dinner would go like this:
“I don’t like tortellini.”
“Yes, you do.”
“I do?”
“Yep.”
“Okay.” [takes a bite.] “Hey, this is really good!”
“Told you so.”
My brother was just like that too. If he said he didn’t like something, my mom would point out the falacious fact that he had alriedy tried it and it was his favourite food. He bought it every time.
deltamama almost 16 years ago
My youngest is JUST like this!!!
chromosome Premium Member almost 16 years ago
I had a bowl of spinach tortellini soup today. YUM!
grammahotsho almost 16 years ago
Yup! If I don’t know what it is how can I like it?
iowaweav almost 16 years ago
JonD17 says:
iowaweav says:
Tie him to a chair?
iowa, are you thinking deja vu’ all over again? :=/
Posted: about 15 hours ago Flag
No, but I once stared at cold brussel sprouts for several hours while my friends played outside. Mom’s other favorite was to put whatever you didn’t want to eat back out on your plate the next night.
topaz17 almost 16 years ago
i happend to greatly enjoy tortellini!!! Boo calvin!!
zombiedragon almost 16 years ago
Hmm…What IS tortellini?
dsbairdks over 15 years ago
Shoot first, aim second
dsbairdks over 15 years ago
Speak before you Think
dsbairdks over 15 years ago
Ready Shoot, Aim
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 14 years ago
They’re little bits of pasta stuffed with cheese, meat, sauce and spices. They’re one of the tastiest foods Italy has to offer.
Roblox Lover! :P about 4 years ago
How does Calvin know how to spell Tortellini? He can’t even spell cat