And the really sad thing is that today if a child were to tell the teachers and their classmates that Mom served soup last night that had maggots in it, the mother would be investigated for neglect and abuse until the Child Protective Services found something that they could hang charges upon.
KenTheCoffinDweller couldn’t be more right! And sadly it’s already happened. I have friends in MI. and she put raisins in her kids oatmeal and told the kids they were flies and what happened next it just what you said!
Way to go Mom, you finally got it right. Trick the little blighter. Whatever works to get them to eat. I used to serve Ants on a Log. Celery with peanut butter & raisins for an afterschool snack instead of something store bought.
KentheCoffin Dweller - Sadly, couldn’t agree more.
I think mom would not appreciate dad having more travel time because of his job … probably not so much for fear that he’d meet another woman but because she wouldn’t want to be stuck raising Calvin all by herself because of it!
After I get the,”Ew, What is it?”, then I’ll say,” Well why don’t you try it and see what you think it is?” After they try it then I’ll ask if they like it instead of telling them what it is. Sometimes if you name it they’ll just cover their mouths and say they don’t like that kind of food.
Have you ever read this strip before today? These parents are both painfully dull, self removed, and should never have had a child. Calvin thrives DESPITE them.
Besides, maggots are high in protein, and rice has none. He’d be better off with real maggots.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Nothing like delicious maggot soup!
Flintstoned almost 15 years ago
Something to brag about.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
long as it isn’t tomato!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Gweedo!
BigGrouch almost 15 years ago
Once she served stewed monkey heads.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
How can you not like rice, Grasshopper?
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 15 years ago
And the really sad thing is that today if a child were to tell the teachers and their classmates that Mom served soup last night that had maggots in it, the mother would be investigated for neglect and abuse until the Child Protective Services found something that they could hang charges upon.
kpeiyin almost 15 years ago
With a son like Calvin, mom really has to come up with creative meals to spice up his appetite!
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
Wow, the little maggot is eating maggots.
carmy almost 15 years ago
Gosh, the way he’s eating those maggots up, he’ll probably have seconds and thirds.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
No thanks. I had maggots for lunch. Bring on the chilled monkey brains.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Who says Mom doesn’t have an imagination?
Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Mom is cool. She knows what to call rice to get her little boy to eat it.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Are those flies buzzing around? Mom never lies.
Unclebup almost 15 years ago
nothing lke a little barf in your mouth to get the day started.
rshive almost 15 years ago
Reverse psychology really works.
alondra almost 15 years ago
LOL! I didn’t think Mom had any imagination. This one’s worthy of Dad! It worked anyway, it got him to eat and it’s hilarious that he fell for it.
Unfortunately Ken the coffin dweller is probably right. Parents dare not have too much imagination.
jrbj almost 15 years ago
What Dad fails to realize is that Calvin and Mom wish his job required more travel as well. Been there; lived through that.
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
Macushlalondra and Ken
Sad, but the truth.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Way to go mom!
Trainwreck_1 almost 15 years ago
KenTheCoffinDweller couldn’t be more right! And sadly it’s already happened. I have friends in MI. and she put raisins in her kids oatmeal and told the kids they were flies and what happened next it just what you said!
rdh288 almost 15 years ago
Would have been a great one… if the Dad’s line didn’t ruin it.
medamo almost 15 years ago
Reminds me of Ralphie’s little brother eating like a piggie. “Mommie’s little piggie. ” crude but effective
linsonl almost 15 years ago
hey, medamo, that was one of the funniest movies of all time. Melinda Dillon was GREAT as the mommie of that little twerp!
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Protein infusion. This soup must be carrion and compost chowder.
MatureCanadian almost 15 years ago
Way to go Mom, you finally got it right. Trick the little blighter. Whatever works to get them to eat. I used to serve Ants on a Log. Celery with peanut butter & raisins for an afterschool snack instead of something store bought.
KentheCoffin Dweller - Sadly, couldn’t agree more.
Gretchen's Mom almost 15 years ago
I think mom would not appreciate dad having more travel time because of his job … probably not so much for fear that he’d meet another woman but because she wouldn’t want to be stuck raising Calvin all by herself because of it!
Brother_James437 almost 15 years ago
Mmm, mmm, good. perfict addition to the Hot Chocolat flavor boost recomended in the strip BC today
Dutchboy1 almost 15 years ago
Funny, she gets all mad when Dad tells Calvin that they got him as a build it yourself kit in a K-Mart Blue-Light special. Hmmmm.
coffeeturtle almost 15 years ago
scarey he eats his bowl of maggot soup with such vigor! LOL!
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I like the stewed monkey heads with maggots.
ratlum almost 15 years ago
Now I see where Calvin got some of his wild imagination Or is this one of the which came first thingys Moms or Calvins
grammahotsho almost 15 years ago
mmm mmm good, mmm mmm good, mother’s maggot soup is mmm mmm good!
Awesome-o almost 15 years ago
The only weakness to make a kid eat…
bmonk almost 15 years ago
Gweedo Murray said, about 8 revolting developments ago
“Marg ! “If Calvin’s a maggot, eating maggots would that make him a cannibal ?”
Perhaps–if they were the same species. However, lots of species have maggots.
But this is one of my favorite C&Hs. Right up there with, oh, no more than eleventy-dozen others.
Dino-1 almost 15 years ago
After I get the,”Ew, What is it?”, then I’ll say,” Well why don’t you try it and see what you think it is?” After they try it then I’ll ask if they like it instead of telling them what it is. Sometimes if you name it they’ll just cover their mouths and say they don’t like that kind of food.
jorgefdz almost 15 years ago
Sussie would love to have dinner at calvin’s home.
jbmetalmonster almost 15 years ago
considering that susie hates being @ the luch table w/ calvin, she’d probably committ suicide 2 avoid calvins dinner table
Flash6060 almost 15 years ago
Mom has always been cool !
Here is the proof, and she never flaunts it.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
“Mom has always been cool !”
???????????
Have you ever read this strip before today? These parents are both painfully dull, self removed, and should never have had a child. Calvin thrives DESPITE them.
Besides, maggots are high in protein, and rice has none. He’d be better off with real maggots.
alviebird almost 15 years ago
Someone here mentioned this strip in the last few days. Who was it?
Nivellios almost 15 years ago
He’s also had “stewed monkey heads” and”Toxic waste that’ll turn you into a mutant”. And look now! “maggot soup”!
Me_Again almost 15 years ago
I love how Calvin will only eat his dinner when his parents say it is something like “maggot stew”, “toxic waste”, “monkey heads”, “spider pie”, etc.
wowzo almost 13 years ago
Yup every kid loves Magog soup
doctorwho29 over 1 year ago
I’ve always adored Calvin’s face and EWWWW in panel three. It’s so funny