Kizzy is the lady with the killer smile. Her birth date is Jan 1995 and we still have conversations about who is in charge.
Let’s think this through, Calvin. Who will tuck you in at night and give you the hug that makes everything alright? Meanwhile you have all day for ‘saurus type adventures.
Calvin is just disappointed that his beanie didn’t measure up to what he was hoping for to fly around.
Dino me I can’t handle caffeen it would win and I would loose by staying up most of the night not sleeping. Had that problem last night and no caffeen a song from tv got in my mind and I could not shut it off wound up getting up at 11:30pm and read till almost 1am and then it still took time to sleep.
This is some six year old. Working through some of life’s heaviest most existential questions while waiting for a bus. “of the study of many books is a weariness of the flesh”….
And pamlicorat,
Yes. Or at least, there was an episode where everybody died, and one bookworm remained. All the time in the world to read!
Then, in Twilight Zone fashion, he broke his glasses.
pamlicorat said: Wasn’t everybody being dead a Twilight Zone episode?
That’s exactly was I was thinking!
It was a 1959 T.Z. episode titled “Time Enough At Last” starring Burgess Meredith. He’s a bookish bank teller with really thick “coke-bottle” glasses that loves to read but between his wife, boss, and customers, can’t seem to find the time (or a quiet place) to do it. On his lunch hour one day, he sneaks into the bank’s vault to do some reading. A nuclear bomb goes off and kills everyone except him. He rejoices in the fact that without anyone to bother him, he now has all the time in the world to read anything and everything he wants from the town’s library. He stacks the books into towers and as he reaches for a particular book to read, his glasses slip off his face and get smashed. The episode ends with him crying and saying over and over again, “It’s not fair … it’s not fair.”
margueritem over 14 years ago
What can I say….?
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Say “Good morning.”
Calvin, you need to rethink your second conclusion as well.
rentier over 14 years ago
I’m sick of everyone telling me what to do all time!
harrietbe over 14 years ago
Being a kid can really be a drag sometimes!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Grumpy! Isn’t he.
moronbis over 14 years ago
he won’t say so after coming back from school.. morning hours are the most grumpy..
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Turned that one around in a hurry, didn’t he. LOL
GM, Marg.
carmy over 14 years ago
Calvin, if everyone was dead, who would you drive crazy?
machopocho over 14 years ago
there are days like that
Rakkav over 14 years ago
As he said so tellingly in another bad mood, “People are scum.”
Wow, what a classic ENFP over-reaction to being told what to do.
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
I’m glad I’m a grown-up and can have coffee in the morning. Everything looks better after caffeine! Good morning and good night all!
cmdrflake over 14 years ago
I feel that way right now!
Deepal over 14 years ago
Even if every one is dead… calvin can imagine the world and enjoy it :-)
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Shepmixmutt! Does the Shepmutt have a name?
Poor Calvin, he’s waiting for a nus he doesn’t want to get on, and that’s because the beanie doesn’t make him fly.
stutim over 14 years ago
poor calvin….
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Panel 5 Calvin pulls out his Tranmolifier (sp) and says “And I’m just the guy to make that happen.”
pamlicorat over 14 years ago
Wasn’t everybody being dead a Twilight Zone episode?
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Love the grumpy face!
saumen.halder over 14 years ago
Poor guy Calvin! he doesn’t know it will be same for rest of his life. SCHOOL, WORK and so on
gabrielh81 over 14 years ago
This was my father’s favorite. He worked a very high stress job just south of Wall Street and definitely had days like this
mjlew01 over 14 years ago
yesterday in Boston with NO COFFEE was like that.
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
I feel ya thepeoplemushroom!
fran650 over 14 years ago
Good Morning Mike Firesmith.
Kizzy is the lady with the killer smile. Her birth date is Jan 1995 and we still have conversations about who is in charge.
Let’s think this through, Calvin. Who will tuck you in at night and give you the hug that makes everything alright? Meanwhile you have all day for ‘saurus type adventures.
CalvinsFan1845 over 14 years ago
Calvin has a really bad case of egocentrism this morning – but what else is new?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
The kid is a candidate for pre-pundit school. He just has to decide which side to hate.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
grumpy, grumpy, grumpy…
Harrrrruuuummmpppphhhh!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Gotta love this one!
Zippy007 over 14 years ago
Now, O LORD, take away my life, for it is better for me to die than to live. But the LORD replied, “Have you any right to be angry?” Jonah 4:3-4
asc688 over 14 years ago
that was so meeaan!!
thirdguy over 14 years ago
I think I had that kid on my bus this morning!!
dsom8 over 14 years ago
Let’s see. What effect would caffeine have on Calvin? Hmm.
attyush over 14 years ago
Calvin, I share your pain. I feel the same while driving to work.
smolinavega over 14 years ago
Calvin..You have discovered the real life, the rest of your life will be of this way
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Perhaps Calvin would rather be inside a whale or a great fish. Would Calvin change his mind if all the people (everyone else) repented?
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Calvin is just disappointed that his beanie didn’t measure up to what he was hoping for to fly around.
Dino me I can’t handle caffeen it would win and I would loose by staying up most of the night not sleeping. Had that problem last night and no caffeen a song from tv got in my mind and I could not shut it off wound up getting up at 11:30pm and read till almost 1am and then it still took time to sleep.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
He needs to go a couple of rounds with a tiger….
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Dino I did have another reason so I don’t repeat my post check BT.
bald over 14 years ago
i never liked getting up so early
i always wished mornings started later
like maybe closer to noon
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Perfect.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Atta boy Calvin!
Iwa Iniki over 14 years ago
Understand completely just how he feels. Sigh!
ratlum over 14 years ago
Calvin you act like a bad kid this morning.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sorry , Johanan, but ENFP’s aren’t the only ones who over-react to being told what to do.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
Uh Oh!! Is Calvin going to bolt again – I hope so. Don’t let them tell you what to do Calvin – go for it!!!!!
khpage over 14 years ago
This is some six year old. Working through some of life’s heaviest most existential questions while waiting for a bus. “of the study of many books is a weariness of the flesh”….
ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago
My son was like that at 6.
One day after school he said to me:
“What I can’t figure out is why God made people anyway.”
greekhoplite over 14 years ago
I sometimes feel like that at the bus stop.
runar over 14 years ago
“My childhood was a period of waiting for the moment when I could send everyone and everything connected with it to hell”
— Igor Stravinsky
Conversen over 14 years ago
Ah teenage angst, brought on eight years too early…
Conversen over 14 years ago
And pamlicorat, Yes. Or at least, there was an episode where everybody died, and one bookworm remained. All the time in the world to read! Then, in Twilight Zone fashion, he broke his glasses.
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
pamlicorat said: Wasn’t everybody being dead a Twilight Zone episode?
That’s exactly was I was thinking!
It was a 1959 T.Z. episode titled “Time Enough At Last” starring Burgess Meredith. He’s a bookish bank teller with really thick “coke-bottle” glasses that loves to read but between his wife, boss, and customers, can’t seem to find the time (or a quiet place) to do it. On his lunch hour one day, he sneaks into the bank’s vault to do some reading. A nuclear bomb goes off and kills everyone except him. He rejoices in the fact that without anyone to bother him, he now has all the time in the world to read anything and everything he wants from the town’s library. He stacks the books into towers and as he reaches for a particular book to read, his glasses slip off his face and get smashed. The episode ends with him crying and saying over and over again, “It’s not fair … it’s not fair.”
runninanreadin over 14 years ago
Man! I’d say Calvin is SOOOO negative…you could stick him in a dark room and he’d develop! lol
MaNoNaMiSsIoN almost 14 years ago
We love you too Calvin…………
CAPITAN FRANTASTIC about 5 years ago
Panel 5: where did everyone go?