(Jeremiah 51:58 RSV) “Thus says the LORD of hosts: The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nought, and the nations weary themselves only for fire.”
(Habakkuk 2:13 RSV) Behold, is it not from the LORD of hosts that peoples labor only for fire, and nations weary themselves for nought?
(Habakkuk 2:14 RSV) For the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the glory of the LORD, as the waters cover the sea.
Remember when Jerry Rubin and Andy Hoffman threw the dollar bills from the viewing stands all over the Market’s floor on Wall Street? Stirred up ants are fun to watch.
kreole,
It’s hard enough to ‘move that rubber tree plant’, let alone build a power plant. Trying to move a rubber tree plant can make the ants too ‘tired’. BTW, most of my puns are original; there are few ‘retreads’, even though, now and then, one goes ‘flat’. If one does go flat, I usually carry a spare.
Puddleglum, your puns reach the “apple pie in the sky” today. BTW, I haven’t thought of that song in years! Thanks for the reminder…must look for it on itunes and add to the collection. I wonder if Calvin prefers cartoons, which would be irony of the first order…
GreenJade said,
“Calvin is not impressed by their ‘ant’ics”
You have lived up to your name. That one is a gem.
BTW, if Calvin had destroyed the anthill, I suspect that ultimately he would get his comeupp’ance’. Maybe there was an ‘ant’ecedent incident where Calvin learned not to trifle with the little creatures.
Yukoner,
Calvin’s last comment is in conflict with the sagacious verse you quoted. If ants are morons, sluggards would not be wise to consider their ways.
However, a drone performs no work, and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee.
Even the drone manages to make himself useful. I guess he figures that although it’s drudgery, somebody has to do it.
Rakkav - the millenial line from Habakkuk 2:14 is one that has been going around in my mind lately. Thanks for reminding me. Love Calvin’s attitude. When you’ve had a bad day, there’s nothing like sticking a wad of cableTV bubblegum in your brain and chewing away for a while….
“Don’t tread on an ant, he’s done nothing to you, there might come a day when he’s treadin’ on you! Don’t tread on an ant, you’ll end up black and blue, cut off his head, legs come lookin’ for you!” – Adam Ant, “Antmusic”
No wonder Adam Ant was committed by the British courts to pyschiatric detention/treatment on three occasions in 2002-03 (per Wikipedia). Calvin must have gotten to him.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Love it…
jrcarter53 over 14 years ago
Good Morning.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
What? No destruction?
Good Morning, Marg, Mike & Lonewolf!
garfield246 over 14 years ago
Sounds like Calvin’s parents finally brought a new TV. Anyone with me?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Ants are dedicated workers.
alviebird over 14 years ago
I’m not dedicated. I’m committed.
I get out next Tuesday.
texassoldier86 over 14 years ago
So true!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
You’ve got a point there, Calvin!
Good Morning, Mike, Marg & Grog!
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
On Discovery Channel…..all this week…….
ANTS WEEK…………………….
And the kid will be glued to the set….
tis4kis over 14 years ago
Ooops! There goes another rubber tree plant!
GreenJade over 14 years ago
Calvin is not impressed by their ‘ant’ics
moronbis over 14 years ago
Guess that’s what God thinks about us.
kreole over 14 years ago
As hard as ants work, they’ve never tried to build a power plant.
paha_siga over 14 years ago
How do you know they haven’t tried? Maybe they even succeeded, only then someone came and wiped their anthill out.
harrietbe over 14 years ago
I’m with you, Calvin. It’s a good thing there are so many morons around!
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
“Never give up, never surrender!” “To infinity and beyond!” “When the going gets tough, the tough get going!” Just a few of my favorites!
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise: Proverbs 6:6
brekkyjuice over 14 years ago
calvin’s the sort of guy who never takes life seriously. hahaha go the ant!
baluchi over 14 years ago
Label it fun and Calvin would take another look. He’s mostly ‘out of this world’ anyway!
kpreethy over 14 years ago
HEY!! that’s not…………at all gud!!
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Kis, To think an ant could move a rubber tree plant is really ‘stretching’ it. But he has “High Hopes”!
rentier over 14 years ago
Sometimes you run and run so fast as you can and in spite of hardest running, it doesn’t help, maybe you lose youre hope and give it up!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
On the other hand, Yukoner:
(Jeremiah 51:58 RSV) “Thus says the LORD of hosts: The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nought, and the nations weary themselves only for fire.”
(Habakkuk 2:13 RSV) Behold, is it not from the LORD of hosts that peoples labor only for fire, and nations weary themselves for nought? (Habakkuk 2:14 RSV) For the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the glory of the LORD, as the waters cover the sea.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
thebird55, I trust you’ll still be ‘committed’ after you get out next Tuesday.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Now for a Non Sequitur (No Danae didn’t do it)
Remember when Jerry Rubin and Andy Hoffman threw the dollar bills from the viewing stands all over the Market’s floor on Wall Street? Stirred up ants are fun to watch.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
kreole, It’s hard enough to ‘move that rubber tree plant’, let alone build a power plant. Trying to move a rubber tree plant can make the ants too ‘tired’. BTW, most of my puns are original; there are few ‘retreads’, even though, now and then, one goes ‘flat’. If one does go flat, I usually carry a spare.
kimscorp87 over 14 years ago
I’m with you garfield 246. I remembered there was once when their house was broken into and had their TV stolen. haha.
fran650 over 14 years ago
G’Morning Mike and Loki.
Calvin is wonderful. I wish the mystery novels I read had his vocabulary and plot twist ‘n turns.
larney45 over 14 years ago
Puddleglum, your puns reach the “apple pie in the sky” today. BTW, I haven’t thought of that song in years! Thanks for the reminder…must look for it on itunes and add to the collection. I wonder if Calvin prefers cartoons, which would be irony of the first order…
rumplesnitz over 14 years ago
I remember when I was Calvin’s age, stuffing firecrackers into ant holes and standing over them ‘til they popped…
ToniR over 14 years ago
Poor moron ants … There *is* a lesson indeed!!
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
GreenJade said, “Calvin is not impressed by their ‘ant’ics” You have lived up to your name. That one is a gem. BTW, if Calvin had destroyed the anthill, I suspect that ultimately he would get his comeupp’ance’. Maybe there was an ‘ant’ecedent incident where Calvin learned not to trifle with the little creatures.
oletimer over 14 years ago
my sentiments,exactly!
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Only difference between striving ants and striving humans is we get weekends and holidays off.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Yukoner, Calvin’s last comment is in conflict with the sagacious verse you quoted. If ants are morons, sluggards would not be wise to consider their ways. However, a drone performs no work, and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee. Even the drone manages to make himself useful. I guess he figures that although it’s drudgery, somebody has to do it.
TN-REDD over 14 years ago
GreenJade and Puddleglum An’t you two funny !! ; > )
bald over 14 years ago
grazer said, 41 minutes ago
Only difference between striving ants and striving humans is we get weekends and holidays off.
not always, we had to put in a lot of weekends where i worked for the last 3 years before the place closed
blackman2732 over 14 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking, Calvin.
George Arnold over 14 years ago
At least Calvin was going to the TV and not getting a magnifying glass .
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
Most of the engineering occurs underground. We sometimes miss what’s just below the surface.
ratlum over 14 years ago
What ? Calvin not a lover of ants.
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
**Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning L’Wolf! Good Morning Grog!**
ComicMaddy over 14 years ago
Wait till you find out about the vastness of the universe Calvin. You shall find us humans far more insignificant than these ants!
billdi Premium Member over 14 years ago
I wait with anticipation for an antidote to today’s punsters
comicsgeniusguy over 14 years ago
Maybe on the national geographic channel, theres a documentary about ants…
comicsgeniusguy over 14 years ago
hey, guys! I’m new here, but I’ve been reading the comments since November…awesome site!
travburg1 over 14 years ago
Krishna, that is “good,” not “gud.”
bald over 14 years ago
comicsgeniusguy ;
welcome to gocomics
sometimes the comments are better than the comics
khpage over 14 years ago
Rakkav - the millenial line from Habakkuk 2:14 is one that has been going around in my mind lately. Thanks for reminding me. Love Calvin’s attitude. When you’ve had a bad day, there’s nothing like sticking a wad of cableTV bubblegum in your brain and chewing away for a while….
shakeswilly over 14 years ago
The last panel was such an ant iclimax
dmanc33 over 14 years ago
these comments are just as entertaining as the comics!!
violet_music over 14 years ago
ants aren’t the only morons…
junggirl over 14 years ago
“Don’t tread on an ant, he’s done nothing to you, there might come a day when he’s treadin’ on you! Don’t tread on an ant, you’ll end up black and blue, cut off his head, legs come lookin’ for you!” – Adam Ant, “Antmusic”
avonsalis over 14 years ago
No wonder Adam Ant was committed by the British courts to pyschiatric detention/treatment on three occasions in 2002-03 (per Wikipedia). Calvin must have gotten to him.
leopardglily over 2 years ago
“Ants are morons” Lol!