Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 06, 2011

What a scenario!

Rude awakening.

Looks like Spaceman Spiff is attacking an undercover operation.

If Dad tries to recall his dreams, he will only remember the watered-down version.

Quite a mixture of colors blanketing the planet’s surface.

Dad is having a monster nightmare.

What are you doing with that glass of Watterson?

(Add yours here )

Hydro bomb in bed, fine surprise!

And spaceman spiff is about to be a victim of a crash landing in his bed with a possible punishment!

I remember as a kid having scary dreams and ending up in my parents bed. I would take a small blanket and sleep across the top of the bed between the headboard and their pillows. I usually tried not to wake them as I slipped in. Somehow I knew that their presence would be enough to ward off whatever creatures had been after me in my dream.

Years later my kids did the same. And now the youngest of my grandkids is doing it to my kids.

You know, there are days when I wish I could go back to that small safe spot at the top of the bed.

That … glass … of … Watterson?! HA HA HA HA HA

Great one, Hobbes!

Calvin should rethink the hydro bomb, though. His dad is already looking pretty “bugged”.

The thing is, Yukoner, that Calvin’s not having a scary dream. Calvin IS the scary dream!

I’d rethink the “hydro bomb” Calvin because that could be your morning wake call before school!

Here we go again!!!

Appropriate after the past week of adventures.

Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠.

Sometimes I think Calvin just has a death wish.

The night has flown by! I love these imaginings of Calvins-“Space the final frontier”. And, it definitely could be the final frontier for Calvin. I, myself, always used space as my imaginary frontiers. But, I didn’t use hydro bombs.

A boy needs his bottom hide well tanned to grow into a man.

Calvin better watch it or he might not have a chance to multiply.

Calvin is toast.

Excellent punnery Hobbes.

All I want to know is where is Mom?

Looks like Calvin is a fly by night kind of guy!

Oh, boy, it’s gonna be one of those days! It’s days like this that I end up, like Calvin, getting myself into some deep Watterson. Good thing it’s Sunday and I’m not at work talking to customers and co-workers! Maybe it will pass before tomorrow gets here.

Nothing is too tough for Spaceman Spiff!!!

Calvin, just let sleeping monsters lie.

@Hobbes: Good one; but does Dad have eyes in the back of his head? “What are you doing with that glass of water, son?” lol

Calvin you idiot you need hit and run not “blanket bombing”.

Yeah, it was kind of hard to fit in the Watterson joke. Maybe that’s what Dad says next. Or maybe Mom is saying it?

How would you like having a kid like that?

Calvin has no fear of his dad for him to pour water on his head. I wouldn’t even conceive such an act - I was scared of my dad!

For an active mind Calvin doesn’t seem to learn some things.

@Hobbes: Loved the “Watterson” joke! However you think Dad saw the H2O, OK by me. :-)

If he pours that glass of water on his Dad all bets are off.

I have to say that this is one story that may never see the light of day!

Calvin I would rethink the action. I wonder if they will show part two on Monday with dad wet.

Calvin is such a little genius in so many ways …

… so what in the world is wrong with him?!?!?

I just love the Spaceman Spiff comics. Seriously–is that a cool name, or what?

I always chuckle when I hear the word “Zounds”, too.

Rethink the water, Calvin… Dad is too old to be having a wet dream!

Don’t do it, Calvin. Spaceman Spiff might get squashed!

G’Afternoon, Mike, Marg & Grog!

Calvin…do you ever imagine being good??

“but dad, i just wanted to show you that i got my own drink. but you jerked and knocked it out of my hand…..”

It all started when his mother in law said “When am I going to see some grandchildren…”

glass of Watterson… that’s great!

I wonder how many vasectomies can be directly attributed to Calvin!

Calvin u r CREATING a monter!!!!

prfesser said, about 7 lectures ago

Geez! You guys are ruining Hobbes’ joke. It’s great. If you need to be critically analytic, go find yourselves a philosophy class.

Now that the prfesser is here, what’s to say that this isn’t a philosophy class?

GretchensMom said, about 5 sighs ago

Calvin is such a little genius in so many ways …

… so what in the world is wrong with him?!?!?

He’s a young boy.

Military School this time Calvin!!!

Fantastic ! Not one stupid or insulting comment. Somthing about C&H leads to civil discourse. Most comics unfortunately, usually through no fault of their own, get to much inane, nasty, and off target commentary. Thank to all you Cavinists and, of course, Waterson’s legacy.

So, can someone explain why ‘hockey’ is in the tags? =P

whats that in his dads hand?