NEUROTICA by Allison Garwood for December 04, 2010

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    woodwork  almost 14 years ago

    ???????

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    She is still the most attractive person in that bunch. “Where’s the 6?” two guys with beards. “Where’s the 43?” a woman with sideburns, a guy with scarf and a fat chick. “Where’s the 37?” a guy with sideburns, a guy with mustache and an old short woman. Which leaves fat and balding who don’t know where he’s going. If she weren’t so crazy she would be the pick of the litter.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    oh, I get it . they’re watching a nascar race and there was this big crash and those cars never came around again.

    that’s so funny!

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    vldazzle  almost 14 years ago

    Nascar is totally removed from my reality- althoutgh here in AZ.

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    Wildcard24365  almost 14 years ago

    I take my card and I stand in line To make a buck I work overtime Dear Sir letters keep coming in the mail I work my back till it’s racked with pain The boss can’t even recall my name I show up late and I’m docked It never fails I feel like just another Spoke in a great big wheel Like a tiny blade of grass In a great big field To workers I’m just another drone To Ma Bell I’m just another phone I’m just another statistic on a sheet To teachers I’m just another child To IRS I’m just another file I’m just another consensus on the street Gonna cruise out of this city Head down to the sea Gonna shout out at the ocean Hey it’s me And I feel like a number Feel like a number Feel like a stranger A stranger in this land I feel like a number I’m not a number I’m not a number Dammit I’m a man I said I’m a man

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